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What the hell is she wearing?

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Xmas and NYE 2012 008

Clothes, they’re everything and nothing. Personally my favourite outfit is naked but since that’s not the social norm I’d say my style is varied and clothes are very important to me. I like fetish wear, club wear, I have business attire for work and business casual, I have sweat pants and fleece for comfy stuff around the house and of course, I have silly clothes because what’s life without laughter and sometimes I like to wear ridiculous things just to fuck people up. In all honesty I don’t very often wear things that make me feel sexy … I’m not a big fan of my body at the moment. There are a few select dresses that make me feel purty but … I’m not winning any beauty contests in the near future. Plus I’m no spring chicken. Which is funny ‘cause I still like to dress like a five-year-old sometimes too. I own a lot of Mary Jane style shoes and because of my tummy I often wear empire waist dresses so … and lately I’ve been sporting a barrette because I was an idiot and cut my bangs too far back and now I need to grow a piece out so … yeah, I’m pretty much rocking the five look these days. Today I look sort of grown-up because I have a nice blouse on but I did wear flowery rubber boots and a shiny raincoat to work. Yep you sly dog, as you have already deduced, it’s raining today. But I guess what would best show you is some pictures so … here you go  (A small excerpt from Crackbook photos)

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Things that Make You Go Hmmmm

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Try your hand at parody or satire — take an article, film, blog post, or song you find misguided, and use humor to show us how.

So weird, went to look at someone else’s post about today’s prompt and they pretty much wrote word for word what I was thinking, namely I think I’m pretty funny and damn, sarcasm is my middle name but I am totally stumped as to how to portray a parody in the proper light so lessee … while I try and figure this out, I have provided this for your viewing pleasure.

I totally think that religion should be brought back to the schools, especially the Catholic prayer. I mean look at the state of society today it’s all gone to h-e double hockey sticks in a basket and I sincerely believe this is down to the lack of discipline by Church and state. Kids should really be compelled to go to Sunday school and Catholic Church and, sure, there are other religions too that are okay but seriously, Catholicism is totally the best one. I mean come on what with the whole absolution thing you can totally keep repeating your mistakes and still get into heaven as long as you don’t break one of the ten commandments of course. Although I’m not sure how that goes if you sleep with your neighbour’s wife with permission …

Anyway, I think society is in a state of derision because people are not taking this stuff seriously and especially as far as respect for religion goes. I don’t get why people are so lax about God these days and why they don’t embrace Him and love and honour Him with all their heart and soul. Religion has made the world a better place and it’s systematic removal is going to be our demise.

Anyway, I’m off to prayer group, may God be with you.